This post made my search history funny.

"Over the course of an hour, you searched for 'Death Note feet', 'Sigourney Weaver feet', 'Bruce Willis feet', 'Quentin Tarantino feet'. Got something to share?"

"No, no, I was writing an essay for a forum."

"Oh, Letterboxd? Reddit? A blog? IMDB?"

"No, none of those, it's one you wouldn't know. It's a secret forum"

"Yeah that's all totally believable"