strange dreams

Submitted by emma in just_post

i dreamt that rfk jr would not stop following us around heathrow airport. also he smelt like piss and stopped to take a shit in a urinal.

this followed my dream about a talking melon, in which i debated the melon about whether it was a fruit or an animal.

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twovests wrote

how did the urinal part represent in the dream? did he say, "ok, i'll leave you alone now, i need to poop in a urinal", or did you catch him in the act

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emma OP wrote

the transition from piss-smelling nuisance to urinal shitter was not clearly defined in my dream

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devtesla wrote

Point of data: I am also a fruit and an animal

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emma OP wrote

well it appears i had a vision into the future. they're all looking for 'hazardous materials' now, which i presume to be rfk jr's shit.

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flabberghaster wrote

I mostly want to know which side you were on in the debate.

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emma OP wrote

i was almost certainly on team fruit. although i had a strong urge to check wikipedia's page on melons when i woke up, so it's likely the melon made me doubt myself.

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flabberghaster wrote

Is the plant in little shop of horrors an animal? It can sing, most plants can't. If so, maybe you can be a plant and an animal at the same time.

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