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cute_spider_turtle_emoji OP wrote
look, i don't know mahjong. did you just win?
missingno wrote
it's like declaring uno, I'm ready to win with one more tile
cute_spider_turtle_emoji OP wrote
in the last sixteen hours, while you held onto your nearly complete hand,
I was able to take many turns
now I have won, please send me money
twovests wrote
i bet it all on the cute horse
cute_spider_turtle_emoji OP wrote
the tsundre horse won, please send me your wager money, i have zelle and cash app
oolong wrote
ate the die
cute_spider_turtle_emoji OP wrote (edited )
shoot dont do that!!
now you need to tell me what it lands on when it falls outta you
Ruby wrote
putting it all on blue
cute_spider_turtle_emoji OP wrote
it is red please email me money
flabberghaster wrote
Nice part one of my six part parlay went off without a hitch.
Ruby wrote
Don't bet on me losing wth. Mean.
flabberghaster wrote
Part two (you being mad at my callous attitude) just came in!
cute_spider_turtle_emoji OP wrote
due to a gambling error it turns out that ruby has won a few dollars which means you owe me two hundred thouand dollars.
please send me that money thank you
flabberghaster wrote
This is the third leg of my parlay.
hollyhoppet wrote
i bet 10,000 updoots
cute_spider_turtle_emoji OP wrote
dang sorry seems like you came up short
the conversion rate between updoots and moneys is one to one, please send me 10000 moneys
hollyhoppet wrote
actually i won
cute_spider_turtle_emoji OP wrote
what??? shit. um okay
I wasn't expecting this
will you please bug some of the other people in this thread for your winnings? i don't have any money since nobody is keeping their end of the bet
hollyhoppet wrote
no
cute_spider_turtle_emoji OP wrote
um shoot um shoot uuuuuuh
gamblepost is over
hollyhoppet wrote
😎
Ruby wrote
does this mean im not getting those dollars i won from the gambling error
cute_spider_turtle_emoji OP wrote (edited )
uuuuh yeah sure pm me yr venmo
(edit: or not actually, since it is probably best to avoid sending private info to internet people)
flabberghaster wrote
I'm playing both sides against each other, so I always win.
cute_spider_turtle_emoji OP wrote
unfortunately both sides lost and so you lost your wager
oneviolence wrote
I got 21? I think?
cute_spider_turtle_emoji OP wrote
yes you did!!
but unfortunately 21 is a loser number.
please send hollyhoppit your money (fewer transactions = fewer transaction fees)
oneviolence wrote
I thought this was Blackjack?!
missingno wrote
riichi