"I will make myself yogurt, chia seeds, and blackberries" :)

No - The yogurt was spoiled. I discovered as I ate.

"I will make myself coffee :)"

Oops. I went autopilit and used 2x too much water. Could not imbibe.

"I will make fried rice :) Since I have left over rice :)"

Bumped my head out of the fridge. I am having a girl's "failmorning".

Way too much sweetened sake- pretty wet. Basically resulted in porridge. Having with instant coffee :)